"Jesus Was Poor as Hell" Sticker

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"You cannot serve both God and money." – Matthew 6:24

Is Jesus a Prada guy or more of a Louis Vuitton boi? Do you think he'd go yellow Lambo or gold Mercades? Would his sandles be Gucci? Our bet is that in actuality, he would despise these things and really want the world to stop caring about them.

3.25 x 4.75"

Available on:

  • Matte Sticker (for dry places)

  • Bumper Sticker (for anywhere)

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"You cannot serve both God and money." – Matthew 6:24

Is Jesus a Prada guy or more of a Louis Vuitton boi? Do you think he'd go yellow Lambo or gold Mercades? Would his sandles be Gucci? Our bet is that in actuality, he would despise these things and really want the world to stop caring about them.

3.25 x 4.75"

Available on:

  • Matte Sticker (for dry places)

  • Bumper Sticker (for anywhere)